I'd be lying if I said I didn't laugh at that once. Still, it's really not THAT funny. At least, not funny enough to warrant a front page post.

It tries to be somewhere between "enjoyably stupid" and "offensively immature", but in the end it's just dumb and annoying. It's the kind of gag Flash you view once, chuckle at once, and then never watch again.

Just...watch it yourself. You'll see.

...if by 'revived' you mean 'Mario has the walking speed of a zombie'.

Seriously though, the pacing is so slow that it's downright painful to play. And since when does Mario die by jumping on a shell? Look, if you're going to turn easily killable enemies into one-hit deaths, at least give me a way to figure out by glance which enemies will kill me if I jump on them.

Furthermore, the collision detection doesn't work correctly in Bowser's Castle. Often times I will be an easily discernible distance away from a ball and chain, only to see my Mario die for no explicable reason.

Not that it matters, mind you. I mean, I have THIRTY LIVES to correct my mistakes, right? Jesus freaking Christ. I feel like this game is insulting my intelligence.

And to add insult to injury, the sound doesn't even loop correctly.

There was some serious potential here. The game looks good, and the platforming engine up to Bowser's Castle is solid. Shame it was squandered for this...whatever this is supposed to be.

It certainly isn't a Mario game, I'll say that much.

It's about time Burnt Face Man got his own site!

I can't tell what's funnier: hearing everyone waste their time calling Burnt Face Man stupid names like little kids, or watching Burnt Face Man actually try to *respond* to them.

"He's a dick."
"No, I am *not* a dick. But I *am* a-DICK-ted to crime...uhh...well...fighting it, that is."

I don't know why but those non-sequitur jokes left me giggling like an idiot.

Oh, and bonus points for the Mega Man parody. ANGRY MAAAAAN!